Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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"The philosophical underpinnings of my approach to acting are that there are universal human qualities, and that every character is actually available within each one of us, that if we tap down into that universal humanness, we can find whatever character it is that we need to play already there within ourselves, and it’s just a matter of peeling apart the onion that is you and finding that character within you because of this universal human quality."
—Misha Collins (via bluesyturtle)
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it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

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"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

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Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.

I fuck with your theory, marry me.


Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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"My poor mother
begged for a sheep
but raised a wolf."
Michelle K., Four Rhythms.   (via meilleursjours)
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Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
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"if someone hurts you, stay the fuck away, no matter how hard it is, stay the fuck away"
—(via onlyjustabrokensmile)
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